I had a lot of downtime at work and all I was thinking of was trying to come up with a pick up line I will never use in my life.

A pickup line so great, that it should never be said.

I have the attention span of a potato

Being the oldest kinda sucks when you’re expected to already know everything. And when you do screw up, everything is blamed on you regardless of the circumstances. Yeah, today blows.

My only class of the day got cancelled so i’m just gonna play chess the whole day 

Look at all those chickensth

yo screw textbook prices

I’m so exhausted, but I can’t sleep. My mind keeps running even when I just want to stop. 

I don’t know what i’m doing with my life right now. I’m just tired.